--Taken from Mia :) Its super funny I had to share!
I'm sure Most of you heard of the heartbeat molester that has been roaming around Hougang Sengkang Area .So i shall teach you some tricks on how to protect yourself.
So, the Tiko will most likely look like this.
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So , How to pretect yourself?
Answers below .
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YESH! LEARN KUNG FU! After learning some basic moves, You should be able to beat up the Tiko like ....
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"In your Face!!"
But incase you meet the Tiko and you dont know Kungfu ...
1) You're very Unlucky.
2) Fret not..... You can
CALL LAONIANG ANGIE LOW !
Errr , Opps, i mean ...
Aha ! But most Laoniang(s) look like the pic on top . With the "Imma-dig-out-your-eyeballs" face, not so wen rou de.
Laoniang got skill ok. One kick and I bet you fly dao ~ .
So you tikos there, if you Read this post , Dont Harm any of my female friends. (Or even male , LOL?) You will regret touching my girls especially... Or ..
You will face my Knife and I . >:(
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HAHAHA MIA YOU ARE SUPER SUPER FUNNY!!