BLAHHHHHH ! /.

--Taken from Mia :) Its super funny I had to share!

I'm sure Most of you heard of the heartbeat molester that has been roaming around Hougang Sengkang Area .So i shall teach you some tricks on how to protect yourself.


So, the Tiko will most likely look like this.





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So , How to pretect yourself?

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YESH! LEARN KUNG FU! After learning some basic moves, You should be able to beat up the Tiko like ....

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"In your Face!!"

But incase you meet the Tiko and you dont know Kungfu ...

1) You're very Unlucky.

2) Fret not..... You can

CALL LAONIANG ANGIE LOW !

Errr , Opps, i mean ...

Aha ! But most Laoniang(s) look like the pic on top . With the "Imma-dig-out-your-eyeballs" face, not so wen rou de.

Laoniang got skill ok. One kick and I bet you fly dao ~ .

So you tikos there, if you Read this post , Dont Harm any of my female friends. (Or even male , LOL?) You will regret touching my girls especially... Or ..

You will face my Knife and I . >:(

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HAHAHA MIA YOU ARE SUPER SUPER FUNNY!!