When your mum's away

Well, if your mum is the usual housewife (aka. Superwoman), you'd probably end up with a catastrophe as your daily routines are messed up with a flustered dad (aka. The novice household guru)

ANYWAY, my Mum has some important things to settle overseas so she just left around 6am today. That leaves my dad settling things she normally does, one thing being administering my bro's daily shots. So.. imma end off this post with a convo.

-It is in chinese, but who cares. Life's too short to change the language bar.-
Dad: *Takes an alcohol swab and wipes it over the head of the vial, many times*
Bro: Once is enough!!!! Germs might get onto it again!
Dad: Oh? *wipes again*

Dad: *draws out the fluid from vial*
Bro: *spots an air bubble in the barrel*
Bro: *gulps* ... I am going to die...

Dad: *Takes swab to wipe the area where he'll inject*
Dad: *buffers* wait... where did I wipe it again?

Dad: *pinches up that area of skin*
Bro: Ahhh!!!
Dad: Be a man! This isn't even painful!
Bro: No you must pinch deeper! You're only holding onto the surface skin...
...
Bro: Oh my god... (*a mix of cry and laughter) Mummy.. where are you?! MUMMY!!
Me: Good luck, you need it.

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A post about last day with 2E coming up soon. I've been drafting it, but it's really sad to think of what to type...